Showing posts with label Pakistan Witty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan Witty. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

PCB Marriage lawns


"Pakistan Cricket Stadiums are now available for marriage lawns.

For booking please contact MLB (Marriage Lawn Board) formerly known as PCB.

Booking Starts from today… "


Have your dream wedding ,Stadium lights and back up generator for additional ooomph....and if you have 20,000+ guest list, you would be eligible to get sponsorship too..

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Annoying educated ill- literates


Our society is severely lacking in manners and today i could not be proved more right. Today I stopped over to do some errand, and when i come back, what do i see? My car is blocked by some car. I honk, nobody comes, i tried honking several more times but to no fail. While i am impatiently waiting, a stylish man in mid forty comes and is heading in my direction.

I ask him 'is that car yours', he nods and does not have the slightest decency to even look guilty, forget about appologising.

Then Mr X unhurriedly walks to his car, sits in his brand new carolla, wears his seat belt before starting the engine ... and then speeds off leaving me fuming behind.

These are educated and polished people of our society... And then we blame the less fortunate ones!